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A lesbian who has never slept with a man.
Sometimes I forget my girlfriend has slept with men... I'm a gold star lesbian...
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A pilly spliff is an invention that whilst not as good as the chingy spliff is still cool to do whilst at a party. This involves the use..
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evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?..