What is Electronic Depression?


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When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.

REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.

Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!

See sad, depressed, lonely, pathetic, no life


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