What is Element 119?
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AOL Connectivity Services, or ACS for short:
Element 119 is the most volatile element in the world, with a half life of precisely .0314 seconds. If the universe was made up of more than .00000000000000000000001% Element 119... all things in the known and unknown universe would cease to exist.
Thankfully, Element 119 is known to exist in only one place , installed on computer systems along side a software called AOL (see: Half Assed Monkey).
The result of a terrible experiment, Element 119 was released into the wild untested, with it's bevahior unpredictable. As a result, Element 119 a shape-shifter, often mimicking the behavior of rootkits, spyware, malware, and viruses.
Element 119 has been deemed a hazard to the known universe and must be contained....
Scientists of the world unite! Your services are more than needed, this creature in electronic form is out of control!
DANGER!
Inherently volatile, this element is highly unstable and hits critical mass immediately after being installed on a computer. Once hitting Critical Mass, Element 119 becomes uncontainable and frequently screws up a computer beyond repair.
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