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The act of fighting someone using philosophy. A Philofight is won when your opponent either admits defeat or their head explodes.
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When just about to orgasm, you think of a really ugly mustache which causes you to lose your chance of getting an orgasm.
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To become intoxicated by red wine. A reference to the song "Red Red Wine" by UB40.
"Dude, I'm feeling well UB-Forti..