Elephancy

What is Elephancy?


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(n)

1. the state of idiocy, usually pertaining to fat situations

2. the state of randomness for a conversation

3. the relevance to elephants and their behavior in any time

Only under the state of elephancy can a skinny man eat a whole ton of cheese fries.


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