What is Elephant Polo?
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The sport of polo, but cool because it's played on elephants instead of horses, and the sticks have to be longer.Some of the nations that play to world championship standard:
England
Scotland
India
Sri Lanka
Bangladesh
Pakistan
N.B. - Not to be confused with polo elephants, that are simply minty eleplants with a hole in.
Posh Bloke: I say, old chap, up for a game of polo?
Cool Bloke: Horses? meh, I'm too busy practicing with my ELEPHANT polo team...
Posh Bloke: *feels inadequate*
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