Elephant Polo

What is Elephant Polo?


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The sport of polo, but cool because it's played on elephants instead of horses, and the sticks have to be longer.Some of the nations that play to world championship standard:

England

Scotland

India

Sri Lanka

Bangladesh

Pakistan

N.B. - Not to be confused with polo elephants, that are simply minty eleplants with a hole in.

Posh Bloke: I say, old chap, up for a game of polo?

Cool Bloke: Horses? meh, I'm too busy practicing with my ELEPHANT polo team...

Posh Bloke: *feels inadequate*

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