Elephant Seal

What is Elephant Seal?


1.

A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.

In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.

"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"

"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."

See pervert, man whore, pedophile, cougar

2.

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

See ria, lena, polo hoe, burned, murked


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