Elephantasy

What is Elephantasy?


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Any Republican position that ignores reality. Republicans often support positions that are obviously wrong, and will use Washington spin, paid operatives and the powerful conservative news media to assert that they are correct and that doubters are liberal villians. See republink

Global warming is fiction and we don't need to do anything, ever.

The world really, really likes us.

The war in Iraq is making us safer.

Iraq will become a democracy just like us.

Tax cuts are not a handout to the rich.

Karl Rove is honest and good and would never stoop to personal attacks.

Universal Health Care is bad.

Corporations have our best interests at heart, always.

SUV fuel economy is not important.

Jesus supports Republicans 110 percent. Etc, etc.


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