What is Elephino!?
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Punch line to the greatest joke EVER! Combination of "elephant" and "rhino". Pronounced "hell if I know".
Grandpa Joe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Me: I don't know. What DO you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Grandpa Joe: HELLIFIKNOW!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If that were any funnier, it would have to be banned by the FCC like anything else that's funny!
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