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When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
I just chec..
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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey..
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an assortment of ingredients including but not limited to sliced bread, milk, and a hint of sugar mixed into a bowl like a soup
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