What is Elevator Captain?
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The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.
The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."
Random Words:
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After a woman/man beats a man's testicles until they are miscolored and swollen, then eats lots of spicy food/hot sauce, etc, then ..
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a) Used in exclamation after witnessing something exciting, cool, or interesting .
b) Used to purposely embarrass oneself.
c) Because ..
