What is Elevator Captain?
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The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.
The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."
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When a guy ignore all his friends because he either has a new girlfriend or because his girlfriend is around. Male form of dick amnesia
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cum into a girls mouth, make her rinse it in her mouth for five minutes then spit back in the mans mouth.
Guy 1: dude my lass did summi..
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Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole
That ugly fuck has Zachary ..
