Elevator List

What is Elevator List?


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An elevator list is a list of all of the people that you're allowed to have sex with if your ever stuck in an elevator with them.

LUCAS: Isn’t it ‘Five Minutes in the Closet’?

BROOKE: Yeah, if you’re in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?

SKILLS: What?

BROOKE: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you’re allowed to have sex with if you’re ever stuck in an elevator with them.

SKILLS: Halle Berry.

FERGIE: Beyonce.

PEYTON: Jack Black.

MOUTH: Brooke Davis.

BROOKE: Well! Everybody makes a list and if two people have each others names…five minutes in the elevator

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