Elevator Music

What is Elevator Music?


1.

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

See joe shmoe

2.

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

See dull, boring, lame, old, elevators

3.

shittier music for people that want the REAL music and it is the hip hop music that is the real music

why can't this fuckin store turn off this shitty elevator music and put it on 94.5 instead of this boring crap

See shitty, elevator, boring, crappy


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