What is Elevenitis?
1.
Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.
"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."
"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"
See
Random Words:
1.
poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others
"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fuc..
1.
A vampire who can only be seen in mirrors.
man1: HOLY DICK! I was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and..
1.
When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his lo..
