Elevenitis

What is Elevenitis?


1.

Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.

"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."

"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"

See tags, are, not, necessary, for, this, particular, definition


44

Random Words:

1. Quadruple vaginal, Quadruple anal. Same thing as DVDAand TVTA. only with 8 men, and 1 woman. I was watching this porn, and there was th..
1. someone who does hell lame things and is generally just the heaviest of heavy dudes. They also tend to suck at gaming and run heavy gran..
1. Drinking three or more shots of Jack Daniels in the course of a minute, with the intent of getting black out drunk Walking up to the ba..