Eleventeen

What is Eleventeen?


1.

Main Entry: elev·en·teen

Pronunciation: i-'le-v&n-'tEn

Function: noun

1) The real number eleven (11) with the prefix -teen added to coincide with the naming scheme of numbers ending in -teen (13 through 19), used to convey uncertainty & fictitious ambiguity.

2) Used as sarcasim or in a sarcastic responce or insult.

3) Can also be used to describe a preteen.

1) I can't remember when I learned to ride a bike, I must have been about eleventeen or so!?

2) You're so smart, what are you, eleventeen?

3)John likes them youg, you should have seen this eleventeen year old he brought to the party yesterday.

2.

Young teenagers who try to be cool and hangout with older teenagers. Mainly, 15 year old girls who lie about their ages and sleep with guys much older than they are. Kids who go to shows to be cool. Girls who pretend to smoke cigarettes. Slutty girls who wear lots of MAC make-up, wear Converse, and listen to Plain White T's but, say they like metal.

"That girl is eleventeen."

"Eleventeens love Daniel Tower."

See eleventeen, girls, whores, pretend, fake, converse, shows

3.

Is when a pre-teen tries to act and look the part of a teenager. Much so like when a teenager tries to act and look the part of an adult.

What's up with these 5th grade girls wearing makeup? Those eleventeens haven't even reached puberty.

See pre-teen, eleventeen, teenage, wannabe, young, girls, makeup, teenager, Chongers

4.

Eve 6 before Tony Fagenson. It featured Max Collins, Jon Siebels, and a guy named Nick whose last name I can't remember.

Is that Eleventeen CD going to see the light of day?

See eve 6, cd, college

5.

A Korn fanboy of questionable lineage, whose name has now become a noun for all Korn fanboys. His fanboyism is rivaled by few and exceeded by none. He haunts MusicianForums, waiting to fly into a raging fury the instant he comes across someone who doesn't have Korn's shriveled penis lodged firmly in their mouthparts.

His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.

He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.

Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.

Intelligent, civil poster I dislike Korn.

EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111

6.

Eve 6 before Tony Fagenson. It featured Max Collins, Jon Siebels, and a guy named Nick whose last name I can't remember.

Is that Eleventeen CD going to see the light of day any time soon?

See eve 6, cd, light, day, soon

7.

Number 11 but teen added on the end to make it sound cool.

That kid is eleventeen years old.

See eleven, number, sarcasm, cool, #


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