What is Elf Abuse?
1.
Illegal broadcasting on elf frequencies contrary to FCC regulations.
Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!
2.
Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) "vandalism" that is terrorism.
Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.
3.
An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.
Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.
