What is Elf Envy?
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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the coolest kid to come from Florida and the biggest gator fan and a sex god
Yo Quantam of Solis Your the man.
Gator Chomp!!!
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Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant m..
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The irrational fear of one's mother-in-law.
She was hindered from visiting her mother by her husband's novicaphobia.
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