What is Elf Envy?
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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A fifteenth century English King, who went to war and famously had a one night stand with the French King. Henceforth, reknowned as a to..
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An erect penis quivering.
Rob made her squel when he poked her with his undulating thrum bobber.
See shlong, cock, shaft, wank..
