What is Elf Envy?
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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Slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a..
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When you are doing a girl 'doggie style' and you are about to reach your climax, you proceed to dump a cup of coffee on her ba..
