What is Elf Envy?
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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Usually a Christian loser from a small town in somewhere like Texasor Florida in the United States, or someone from Northern Ireland, wh..
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the contraction of an STDduring unprotected swimming
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To completely BS a scanner test, usually making pictures or spelling out words with the filled in bubbles.
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