What is Elf Envy?
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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To submerge ones testicles in ice water immediately before or during ejaculation.
The icey plunge is the best form of masturbation ever..
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The chemical in a woman's body that causes her to be the loudest thing in the vicinity. It is released by anger, usually by men.
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