What is Elf Envy?
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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The female version of blue balls.
Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.
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A quite powerful criminal organization. In control of most of the worlds herion trafficking. Have many ties to the russian mafya, and a ..
