What is Elf Envy?
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
Random Words:
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When one inserts a finger or thumb in to another's pooperand gets a decent amount of feces on their finger / thumb.
(Gravy fingeri..
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A general insult similar to "Fuck off" or "Eat shit."
-Hey fag
+Lickanigganutsack bitch!..
