Elf Lust

What is Elf Lust?

It all begins with Legolas. The most perfect creature; the most beautiful Elf to ever grace Middle-earth or the silver screen.

Wanting him, pure and simple. Wanting him a LOT.

I have chronic terminal Elf Lust.

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