Elf Lust

What is Elf Lust?

It all begins with Legolas. The most perfect creature; the most beautiful Elf to ever grace Middle-earth or the silver screen.

Wanting him, pure and simple. Wanting him a LOT.

I have chronic terminal Elf Lust.

Dnw

1. Do Not Want. Used when someone does not want/want to see something. Oh god, my eyes! DNW. See dnfw, do, not, fucking, want 2. mariju..

Ringmeat

1. anus, asshole,rosebud,shitpit, gateway to mustard road ,bowneye. where the poop comes out. the last sphincter of the gastrointestinal sy..

Goofpooball

1. 1. A hairy planet-sized gelatinous ball of poo which was spit out by a black hole after it had previously elgulfed an inlarged taco i..

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