Elf Lust

What is Elf Lust?

It all begins with Legolas. The most perfect creature; the most beautiful Elf to ever grace Middle-earth or the silver screen.

Wanting him, pure and simple. Wanting him a LOT.

I have chronic terminal Elf Lust.

Omgg

1. stands for Oh My Gay God. Refers to the uber popular Myspacer Matthew Lush or the "Gay God." Jen: "Omgg, Matt Lush'..

Varnishing The Barn

1. A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc. My BAC was higher than .08 because I h..

Ever The Same

1. A great song by Rob Thomas. Fall on me Tell me everything you want me to be Forever with you Forever in me Ever the same See pop..

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