Elf Lust

What is Elf Lust?

It all begins with Legolas. The most perfect creature; the most beautiful Elf to ever grace Middle-earth or the silver screen.

Wanting him, pure and simple. Wanting him a LOT.

I have chronic terminal Elf Lust.

Emiu

1. Two friends suddenly hate each other and the run away. Emiu is very sad. Two of my friends have done it and I haven't seen them s..

Poo-poo Vaggie

1. A surgical connection between a woman's vagina and her rectum designed to allow extreme forms of penetration. Purely a hypotheti..

Queernando

1. A curly haired latino boy who blows goats for kicks. A sexual partner for animals. Stop pulling a Queernando! There are too many quee..

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