Elf Lust

What is Elf Lust?

It all begins with Legolas. The most perfect creature; the most beautiful Elf to ever grace Middle-earth or the silver screen.

Wanting him, pure and simple. Wanting him a LOT.

I have chronic terminal Elf Lust.

Sea-monster

1. a penis which submerged in water or wet his trunks fell and his sea-monster was clearly visible to the next swimming group See surpris..

Roasty Toasty

1. When one takes a huge shit, warms it in the micro-wave or similar warming device and places it into another persons mouth while they are..

Volheimed

1. The act of getting bent over and screwed at the last minute by your boss without the G-d damn common courtesy of a reacharound. It&apos..

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