What is Elf Ruler?
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duh. ruler of elves. not edward elric, short as he may be. elf. ruler.
1: "that dude rules over all elves."
2: "elf ruler? where??"
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Edward Elric
Edward
Elric
The Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist
since he's sooooo short of course he's an elf ruler! But who cares! Hes just sooo cute and hot and sexy and his eyes! *melts at the sight of edwards golden eyes*
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