What is Elf Ruler?
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duh. ruler of elves. not edward elric, short as he may be. elf. ruler.
1: "that dude rules over all elves."
2: "elf ruler? where??"
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Edward Elric
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The Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist
since he's sooooo short of course he's an elf ruler! But who cares! Hes just sooo cute and hot and sexy and his eyes! *melts at the sight of edwards golden eyes*
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