Elf Shoe Tits

What is Elf Shoe Tits?

When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes.

Timo: Look at me! I needz me sum sizzle.

Jeff: Dat Latina has some tiny tittays.

Timo: She probably rockin' dem Elf Shoes.

(or She's got Elf Shoe Tits.)

Jeff: Aight, lez get some donuts.

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