E.l.f.f.

What is E.l.f.f.?


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Evil Little Fat Folk -

A short, fat person with a terrible disposition.

"That woman in the plus size section was so rude to me!"

"I know, she's such an E.L.F.F.!"

Examples of E.L.F.F. worthy mention:

-Roseanne B.

-that mean woman at the gas station

-that guy at the toll plaza that won't ever let you slide, not even for a penny

-Rosie D., who makes the list despite height

-that guy who did your taxes last year that made you fill out the forms twice

-Joe P.

-Jerry F.

-that woman that ALWAYS has something rude to the server right before they wait on you

-Dick C.

And the list goes on...

See evil, disposition, rotund


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