Elfin

What is Elfin?


1.

To have the features of an elf- pale skin, closely cropped hair, high forehead and, most importantly, eyes which slant upwards.

Elfin people come only from Nordic countries.

"Freddie Ljungberg is looking very Elfin today".

Q. "Is he Czech?"

A. "No Iclelandic, elfin".

2.

A euphemism to be used in polite company in place of the vulgar adverb "fucking"

Merry elfin Christmas to you too you asshole!

See elfin, elfing, fucking, fuckin, elfin'

3.

"Elfin" is a condition when a bar is full of all these dorky and squirelly white men and NO women.

"Forget this place - it's totally elfin!"


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