What is Elfing?
1.
the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is passed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on.
"We were elfing Jason last night. He was so drunk, we wrote "I suck dick" on his face!"
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2.
To move swiftly and nimbly in a situation usually restricting such movement. Also; elfed, to elf.
He was seen nimbly elfing through the crowded subway in persuit of the purse thief.
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3.
A replacement for the word
Quit your elfing bitching you scanky ass hoe!
4.
A word to describe the process of playing a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG).
Im elfing it up as we speak!
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Random Words:
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someone who studies the mysterious properties of metholated spirits.
random guy: "WTF is she doing!!!???"
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This is when you've drunk so much alcohol your can't get an erection
'My boyfriend was so pissed he had brewer's li..