Elfinophilia

What is Elfinophilia?

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

See elfinophilia, x-mas

Prince Charming

1. the night in shining armour that will whisk me away one day my boo boo :P See butterfly 2. Someone or something that removes a flaw ..

Lgfp

1. Lets get fuckin pissed What do you want to do tonight? LGFP See lets, get, fuckin, pissed..

Palm Buddy

1. Someone who uses the same cum rag as you Sebastian is Sam's Palm buddy! They share toy trucks, tricycles, and their CUM RAGS! Se..

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