Elfinophilia

What is Elfinophilia?

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

See elfinophilia, x-mas

Itchin & Bitchin

1. to be so annoying that you are defined as a horrible itch and a bitch at the same time also when your having sex with a girl and her vag..

Dirty Dees

1. the buffest kid ever! in love with an emo girl and loves piano music. hey gibs do you know dirty dees? milodacat?? See Castro..

Zomgwtf

1. over enthusiastic way of saying you're surprised. Usually used in gay MMORPG such as runescape or maplestory. runescaper #1: zomgw..

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