Elfinophilia

What is Elfinophilia?

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

See elfinophilia, x-mas

Hanji

1. The word that Punjabi people use when they answer the phone Other: Hello Punjabian: Hanji See punjabi, hanji, puta, culo, blanco vato..

Zjong

1. A zjong is a sandnigger; a retarded middle eastern child. there was a zjong on my plane. See sand, nigger, middle eastern, terrorist, ..

Headed

1. To be given oral sex Joe was headed by Jane yesterday See head, blow job, dick, pussy..

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