Elfinophilia

What is Elfinophilia?

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

See elfinophilia, x-mas

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