Elfinophilia

What is Elfinophilia?

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

See elfinophilia, x-mas

Zules

1. you if you are reading this you are a zules and a fool frosty says: Zules is reading this page you: IM ZULES?! See zules, yo..

Crotch Feather

1. A pubic hair or some sort of stray hair on ones nuts or cunt. Meaning wild or long. Hey,Joe why don't you trim those crotch feathe..

Jolly Roger

1. A pirate flag. "Raise the jolly roger mate!" 2. Double-fisting so that the arm going into the vagina and the arm going into..

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