Elfrieda

What is Elfrieda?


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When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.

concerned friend: think she elfriedas?

boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

See Peter


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