What is Eli?
1.
Someone who is fucking amazing and sweet, they're always up for more fun.
Man, you were really Eli back there.
Did you see that kid, he's a real Eli.
See
2.
In Africa Eli means the holy one
oh great Eli save us from aids
See
3.
One of the sweetest boys ever to walk the earth. Gives me butterflies and studies genes.
Man, I would like to have a nice warm Eli in my bed tonight.
See
4.
A guy who knows how to treat a girl right. He's very loyal despite his past, and when he says he loves you, he really means it.
He may show many or all of the following characteristics/tendencies:
- love Disney songs
- be a bit nerdy (ex.- using three computers at once)
- be obsessed with Jeeps
- like to "build shit"
- be an extremely good cuddler
- like peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
- use expressions such as "OMGWTFBBQ"
- know EVERYONE (if you don't know him, you will meet him eventually)
I love Eli. I'm lucky to have him. He should come take a nap with me.
See
5.
The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
See
6.
A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)
Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.
See
7.
an 'eli' is a controling brat that is totaly in love with herself and gets what she wants but no one truely cares about her or likes her.
God, you just spent 3 hours doing your hair and make up and now you're telling me you don't want to go out?
what an eli.
See
