What is Eli Day?
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A term used to describe a day in which someone becomes so intoxicated that they vomit uncontrollably over anything in sight. They're also so retarded that they proceed to defecate in anything other than a toilet.
"Hey did you hear about Geoff?"
"Yeah man, I heard he had an Eli Day over the weekend."
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1. (n) One with extreme pussy knowledge; pussy handler; pussy pleaser; pussy king.
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A security guard.
Look at that securitard harass those kids.
See security, retard, guard, officer, rent a cop..