Eli Day

What is Eli Day?

1.

A term used to describe a day in which someone becomes so intoxicated that they vomit uncontrollably over anything in sight. They're also so retarded that they proceed to defecate in anything other than a toilet.

"Hey did you hear about Geoff?"

"Yeah man, I heard he had an Eli Day over the weekend."

See drunk, retarded, eli, day, vomit
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