Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

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Mcskitz

1. An order of cocaine that is slanged out of McDonald's and put into a kid's Happy Meals, as discreet as possible. Get me 2 McS..

Updowns

1. when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux i am dru..

Quinky Dink

1. a coincidence. A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or arranged. We both wore red today. What a qui..

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