Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

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A Box Of Smashed Crabs

1. Box of smashed crabs. 1. a particularly messy object 2. An incredibly ugly person Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of sm..

Oh My Goose

1. what you say when you feel embarrassed for someone. annoying girl's boyfriend walks into the room and she stands up in front of ev..

Zjob

1. if you dont know what it is you probably cant afford it hey you want a zjob whats that if you dont know wat it is you probably cant a..

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