Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis

Plunkies

1. Balls, nads, testes. Also see the phrase - 'to drop one's plunkies'. Most commonly used when questioning a mans bravery,..

Pink Champagne

1. a whorish woman going down on a guy after he just earned his red wings, and she sucks him off and swallows it all. The blood mixes with..

Shitty Pelican

1. When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield. That..

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