Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?


1.

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis


62

Random Words:

1. A long time internet member. Known for his Pimplevel of Snoop++ and his skills in sarcasm. He is better then most. And is the #3 motivat..
1. A mystical dragon that helped the United States slay the NAZI leader Adolf Hitler during WWII. did you see that Ziphendurpher today? he..
1. absolutley fucking nothing put into one word person 1: what's up person 2: absofugginadda See fucking, nothing, bored, what?..