Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis

Baby Custard

1. (n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously. Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard ..

Earl Gray

1. To teabag, but with great dignity "Dude i totally teabagged Wilma" "No way man, she's way too uptight" "..

Quick Stick

1. Premature ejactulater. "How was Trent last night?" "Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have t..

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