Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis

100 Mile Rule

1. When you are more than 100 miles away from your significant other, you may do whatever you want, including cheat on them Bob hooked up ..

Jizzle Smack

1. To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form..

Kakdila

1. a word that simply means - i would like to have sex with you in russian slang hey ludmila - kakdila?..

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