Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?


1.

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis


62

Random Words:

1. Good Game Peace Out GGPO faggot. 2. Means Good Game Peace Out. It's also the popular online fighting game service. I beat 3 guy..
1. Verb. The act of urination. Given because of the oscillating motion made by the penis upon the sucessful completion of a piss to dislod..
1. The speed of sound is the distance from door to computer divided by closing media player and pulling pants up before mom says OMG The S..