Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

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My Blade Thirsts

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Prison Look

1. Having large muscles on the upper-body but tiny little legs. There are no leg machines/equipment in prison, so convicts tend to have dis..

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