Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

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Ninjate

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Kabollocks

1. The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing. John: That ..

Knocked A Faucet

1. screwing someone over is knocking a faucet.... if lunch starts at 10 and you are counting on someone to bring you your food....and than ..

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