Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis

Jawetz Mode

1. A method of smoking a blunt designed to hide the fact that you are smoking a blunt. Named after With Jawetz, a master of the technique...

Zomp

1. When a person holds another person on the ground and forcefully violates their asshole with their finger. Originated in Keller High Sch..

Vag Chat

1. A chat between two girls reguarding boys and problems. No one with a penis is allowed Hey Andrea, let's go have our vag chat now....

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