Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis

I Have A Plan

1. An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face. "I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my op..

Kainto

1. professional rusty spork staberer. ZOMG kainto got you look at the spork!! See rusty, spork, kainto, lord, zomg, kainto..

Ridiculously Ill

1. another adjective meaning rad, best, totally bad ass. see also pimp tight Gina, have you seen that tree that is claimed to have malaria..

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