Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

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Yumble

1. The result of trying to yawn and mumble / talk at the same time. Dallas: "I was about to hit the gong when *yawning commences* le^..

Carparkgolf

1. golf ball to ground carparkgolf step1 you need: 1 golf ball 1 carpark with nice hard ground 1 arm step 2 fun part: ..

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