Eli Swinson

What is Eli Swinson?


1.

A big man with a small penis

Person 1-"You're 11'9", but i bet you're an Eli Swinson"

Person 2-"Why aren't you sucking my dick?"

See anal, vishnu, eli, large penis


62

Random Words:

1. Stands for: I wouldn't mind waking up to you every day for the rest of my life. On AIM: Girl: I love you (: Boy: I love you too,..
1. the most you could ever have...ever 1. i have so much phat amounts, its ridiculous. See small, not, empty, least, less, big, huge, alo..
1. An endearing term for a current or ex lover who had one of the nastiest, raunchiest and down-right foulest stank eminating from her crot..