What is Eli "unbelievable" Lieberman?

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To be the steeziest guy in the entire world. Actually unbelievable. Makes the best burgers in town. Wakes up with at least 20 or more ladies in his bed a morning. Is a fantastic photographer. Never has a clean he-ba-roo (car). Often is found sleeping on a porch without blankets. Most commonly seen with a backwards hat and a certain amount of beard length. Eli also shreds the gnar, gnar, pow. pow.

"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli

"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy

"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli

"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob

"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.

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