What is Eli Whitney?
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Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, "Eli Whitney" is a phrase used to indicate a repetitive thing of little to no importance.
Gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the Eli Whitney of the party.
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Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.
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To magnify a sexual orrifice either by lens or stretching.
Dave's anus had a fuckanification factor of 4 because of sitting on a p..
