Eliasoph

What is Eliasoph?


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Everyone's known at least one perfectionist: The annoying kid in math class who complained about his A minus; the sister who spent hours in the bathroom getting ready for a date. Well I also became one when i needed to find the best person. Then that night at Jacobs Technicolor Dreamcoat I found perfection. The perfect woman. Along with Santa Claus, Unicorns, Mermaids, and Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft. These things all seemed to be a “myth” to me. Perhaps – or perhaps not. Hannah Eliasoph certainly proves them true. Eliasoph is of course the one and only. She like my music. Her beauty is undescribed. And bring the best out of me. Eliasoph is purely lovely.

When eliasoph wears those sexy yoga pants, it shows of her curves so dam good I always jizz in my pants during studyhall.

See hannah, beauty, sexy, girl, perfect


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