What is Elife?
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When everything you do in life revolves around technology, including socialising, work, relaxing and dating.
Person 1: Dude, are you like a hermit or something, you never come outside.
Person 2: No, it's okay, I just have an eLife. I have over a hundred friends on facebook and a girlfriend who lives in michigan.
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