Elife

What is Elife?

When everything you do in life revolves around technology, including socialising, work, relaxing and dating.

Person 1: Dude, are you like a hermit or something, you never come outside.

Person 2: No, it's okay, I just have an eLife. I have over a hundred friends on facebook and a girlfriend who lives in michigan.

See internet, ilife, computer, loner, geek

Kynox

1. The sqeeking noise that one makes when swinging on their computer chair. I am kynoxing my chair because i drank too much coke...

Mypard

1. Another word used in Yorkshire to describe a retard or spaz. little boy:mummy mummy look at the mypard mum:dont make eye conta..

Affliction

1. Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifes..

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