Elife

What is Elife?

When everything you do in life revolves around technology, including socialising, work, relaxing and dating.

Person 1: Dude, are you like a hermit or something, you never come outside.

Person 2: No, it's okay, I just have an eLife. I have over a hundred friends on facebook and a girlfriend who lives in michigan.

See internet, ilife, computer, loner, geek

Sighfi

1. A exasterbated "sigh", could pertain to anything related to science fiction. Dude1: FFS it's not working!! Dude2: sighf..

Assfountain

1. The worst most gruesome case of dysentery. I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain. See diarrhea, shit, crap, the squirts..

Gomel

1. Someone who's totally convinced they're the cats meow, yet is really a mongoloid. Someone who's hit rock bottom, and obli..

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