Elife

What is Elife?

When everything you do in life revolves around technology, including socialising, work, relaxing and dating.

Person 1: Dude, are you like a hermit or something, you never come outside.

Person 2: No, it's okay, I just have an eLife. I have over a hundred friends on facebook and a girlfriend who lives in michigan.

See internet, ilife, computer, loner, geek

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