Elife

What is Elife?

When everything you do in life revolves around technology, including socialising, work, relaxing and dating.

Person 1: Dude, are you like a hermit or something, you never come outside.

Person 2: No, it's okay, I just have an eLife. I have over a hundred friends on facebook and a girlfriend who lives in michigan.

See internet, ilife, computer, loner, geek

Jew Screw

1. To acquire one's money through a shady transaction. I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "ment..

Unibranch

1. Any sexual act that involves cake shaped like a nudibrach. Kirsten and Bob had a unibranch last night. See unicorn..

The Twins

1. female chest a.k.a boobs "how's the twins?," "nice twins" See anonymous 2. A name for my boobs or just any..

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