What is Eligible Bachelor?
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el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
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1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.
2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"
Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
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