Eligible Bachelor

What is Eligible Bachelor?


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el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor

n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."


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