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1. An mp3 player that is not an ipod look at mike's notpod See notpod, ipod, not, pod, mp3..

1. To kill a person while on a mattress,i.e. in bed. Damn, that girl/guy is cute. I'd love to take him/her home and commit mattrecide..

1. A loose term for a lady of Polish decent who, after visiting the little girls' room feels it neccessary to sashay around withe toil..