What is Elija?
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Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...
Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!
Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...
Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!
Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*
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