Elija

What is Elija?

Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...

Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!

Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...

Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!

Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*

See Danno

Txxxt

1. X-rated texting, naughty texting, such as with a boyfriend/girlfriend/MILF Girl: hey babes, u wna lick my #*%$()? Boy: fo shiz, il rll..

Tylenol

1. Acronym: Take Your Life Either Now Or Later It is used as a command. It is intended for someone who is a total douche, or someone that ..

Eyemuff

1. Similar to an earmuff, but covering the eyes. Used to protect young children from viewing unsuitable material. Person 1: Check out this..

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