Elija

What is Elija?


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Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...

Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!

Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...

Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!

Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*

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