Eliperate

What is Eliperate?

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Someone who is unable to read damn lips no matter how loud the person is yelling even though you are not deaf. You cannot focus enough on their mouth wording. It's like you are watching the lips move but too stupid to hear or understand.

Parents- "What's wrong with you? Can't you read my lips?"

You- Nope I'm eliperate.

See stupid, deaf, anal, retarted, blind, lipless
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