Elisium

What is Elisium?


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Elisium Dammar or cloitch face as he’s known to his minions, actually has more genetically in common with a lesser white-toothed shrew than a Human being. Sometimes after a heavy night of punching teenagers square in the teeth he likes to dress up as a ninja and attack local students with a samurai sword. In recent years nobody has seen or heard from Elisium, much speculation has taken place as to his whereabouts but theologians believe he suffered a stairwell nonsebashing leaving him quadrospazed on a life glug.

"Get inside kids here comes elisium !! "


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