Elizabethton

What is Elizabethton?


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small town in Tennessee, where the first settlement in the state was; a strange place that you hate when you're there and miss when you're not; home of the kick-ass Cyclones; often referred to as "Betsy"

Elizabethton rocks because I grew up there!

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