Elk Mountain

What is Elk Mountain?

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a ski mountain located in the poconos of pennsylvania. often a very fun place to hang out with your ski buddies on the weekend. weekends in elk often leave you talking about the past experiences... and boy are they good stories!

elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main lineand to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.

please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!

elk 1: "yo girl, do you remember when we went 4 wheeling at elk mountain this weekend?"

elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"

elk 1: tells a great story!

rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"

BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG

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