Elkimstock

What is Elkimstock?


1.

A freeway for elves, near the north pole.

Dude! The Elkimstock is so much faster than I-69!


99

Random Words:

1. eat shit and die in real life... ofmg esadirl pos.....
1. A sexy beast that only appears only once every 18,649,275,638 years and is curently found in colorado springs. Wow lokk at that Atlehi...
1. A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges will..