Elkridge

What is Elkridge?


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Town in Maryland Near Columbia and Baltimore, Mostly centerd around Route 1 and is easily accesible to I-95. Not much happens, a ton of motels and fast food places along Route 1. Most thing it's famous for is that some 9/11 hijackers stayed in a hotel there (not completely confirmed). Most exciting place is the auto auction on Saturday morinings, the library and the "Ye Olde Wheel Shop".

Kid: Why should we live in Elkridge?

Parent: Cus' it's close to Baltimore and Washington, and has supposedly "good" schools

See columbia, elk, ridge, baltimore


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