Ellars

What is Ellars?


1.

A male so fat it looks like he has grown breasts.

Jesus, Mike's grown some ellars since high school. Has he been injecting lard into his bloodstream?

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2.

A fat, pretentious loser. Has what looks to be man-boobs popping out of the top of a girdle.

Looks 20 years older than actual age.

Probably hasn't seen his dick without a mirror and a microscope since age fourteen.

Secret desire to be double-stuffed anally by Gandalf and Bill Gates while the theme of the X-Files plays over and over.

His pasty white bald head instantly starts to drip with sweat when either the Matrix or Cheetos are mentioned.

Probably wore wrap-around sunglasses in the 80's.

Smells of cabbage soaked in Dr. Pepper and Zima.

(when asked why something horrible has been said or done)

Because fuck Ellars, that's why.

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3.

A fat guy looking like a teddy bear who doubles as a garbage disposil. Found cuddly but not attractive, found in bed on a computer or watching TV. Floats when he swims.

(Someone) Dude you float like an turkey sing like a, like a marshmallow.

(Ellars) FACE MAN FACE!

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