Ellars

What is Ellars?


1.

A male so fat it looks like he has grown breasts.

Jesus, Mike's grown some ellars since high school. Has he been injecting lard into his bloodstream?

See moobs, bitchtits, bitch tits, man boobs, man tits

2.

A fat, pretentious loser. Has what looks to be man-boobs popping out of the top of a girdle.

Looks 20 years older than actual age.

Probably hasn't seen his dick without a mirror and a microscope since age fourteen.

Secret desire to be double-stuffed anally by Gandalf and Bill Gates while the theme of the X-Files plays over and over.

His pasty white bald head instantly starts to drip with sweat when either the Matrix or Cheetos are mentioned.

Probably wore wrap-around sunglasses in the 80's.

Smells of cabbage soaked in Dr. Pepper and Zima.

(when asked why something horrible has been said or done)

Because fuck Ellars, that's why.

See loser, ass clown, geek, bitch tits, man boobs, bald

3.

A fat guy looking like a teddy bear who doubles as a garbage disposil. Found cuddly but not attractive, found in bed on a computer or watching TV. Floats when he swims.

(Someone) Dude you float like an turkey sing like a, like a marshmallow.

(Ellars) FACE MAN FACE!

See ellars, fungow, teddy bear


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