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Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum...
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Useless commemorative kitsch that makes no sense whatsoever.
A caramel-popcorn filled plastic guitar with Elvis embossed on the front w..
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friendly response to a mate when they have done something stupid or out of character
mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer dow..
