Elljaymous Edit Meaning

1. A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope. Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a..

1. A matt shot is when a poor ass drunk piece of shit asks a bartender for a cheap drink at last call. The bartender will then take all the..

1. What in hell's name is wrong with you????? You gave a reach around to a pregnant cat while singing China's national anthem! w..