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A fart that comes at a fortunate or lucky moment.
Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the el..
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When an appetizer is eaten as your main and only course.
Waitress: You guys ready to order
Dude #1: Dude i had a huge lunch, i think i..
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Abe Lincoln + Dirty Sanchez
different from the dirty lincoln
Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gav..