Elma

What is Elma?


1.

n - one who has the ability to listen to what is not said and guide others to better understanding life and all its ups and downs.

n - one who gives her all to her friends and asks nothing in return. one who can be loyal, faithful and kind to some and a smart ass to others. one that knows the value of honesty, and gives it regardless of the cost.

1 - Don't mind her, she is just doing an elma, since I broke up with my partner.

2 - Omgs! I love her dearly, but she is such an elma. She didn't have to be THAT blunt about it!

See elma, The Black Widow

2.

n - one who is the epitome of men's desires and gives pleasure. She satisfies carnal fantasies. She is as comfortable in lace as she is in leather and has legs a mile long.

There she goes now. Damn, that is one awesome Elma!!!!!!

See elma, The Black Widow

3.

A small quaint town 30 miles west of Olympia, Washington. Here you will find a 1000-1 ratio of Right Winged badass' to Liberal bunny hugging hairy twat subaru driving stop the war emo fags. People here are down to earth, hunt, fish and don't give a shit that you scraped dub dueces on your cadillac. Nowhere here will you see a basketball jersey clad flat bill hat wearing wannabe.

C-Bo- Dude, you wanna go to Elma tonight?

Jermain- No dog, we are not allowed there... they don't like our kind.

See shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker


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