Elmers Glue

What is Elmers Glue?


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elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trailit will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard

adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored

isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

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