Elmer's Goo

What is Elmer's Goo?


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Dried out crust left over from a wad of Cum when the sperm dehydrates and hardens.

When Joe's Grandma passed out in her chair watching TV, his friends were all too eager to cement her eyes shut with a batch of Elmer's Goo!

See sperm, goo, elmer, glue, spooge, cum, crust, grandma, batch


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