Elmers Mayo

What is Elmers Mayo?

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elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trailand elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!

adrian:i want a salad

isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing

adrian: good plan

*20 minutes later*

isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night

*the next day*

adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!

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