Elmer's Surprise

What is Elmer's Surprise?

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

See girls, glue, vaginas, surprise, fire

Dousche-a-loosh

1. One who acts like a dousche, but it five times worse Dylan, stop being a dousche-a-loosh See dousche, cunt, retard, dick, idiot..

Sophistify

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Cuzzy Crizzle

1. slang for a custard cream biscuit. this is a kind of biscuit popular in the United Kingdom. "I'm gonna rassleme a cuzzy crizz..

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