Elmer's Surprise

What is Elmer's Surprise?

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

See girls, glue, vaginas, surprise, fire

Ressurector

1. Derived from the name RessurectoR someone who is completely retarded, i.e Ressurector your such a ressurector, or stop being a ress..

Lmso

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Veef

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