Elmer's Surprise

What is Elmer's Surprise?

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

See girls, glue, vaginas, surprise, fire

Fashidam

1. Safe for work cursing. Fuck, shit, and damn all rolled into one safe word. Fashidam! i stubbed my fashin toe! See fashidam, fuck, shit..

Ooga Flex

1. To dance, usually by only moving one limb, like standing (nearly hopping) on one leg whilst kicking the other out in time to the music, ..

Flompy

1. A particularly lame odd state of existence. "His giggling protuberances make him a flompy bastard" See fat, goofy, odd, quee..

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