Elmer's Surprise

What is Elmer's Surprise?

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

See girls, glue, vaginas, surprise, fire

Keerkesh

1. One who owns male hoe's. A male ho regulator. Literally a cock puller. Also a derogatory word meaning pimp. Also see koskesh, a ..

Islamic Jihad

1. A terror group abusing the Muslim religion for their attacks on innocent people. By connecting them to Muslim they made the people of t..

Shortshword

1. Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, thi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Elmer's Surprise Edit Meaning