Elmer's Surprise

What is Elmer's Surprise?

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

See girls, glue, vaginas, surprise, fire

In Bruges

1. A particular state of mind when you're so annoyed with someone/something that you start to say f*#k in nearly every sentence. As in..

Kehlyn

1. a hairy penis coming out of a vagina. it spills alot of jiz. "wow! alot of kehlyn came out !" alright , someone who posted..

Outercoarse

1. a sexual act that does not penetrate the body for example a handjob or a footjob, but not a blowjob, becauue it is going into the mouth ..

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