Elmer's Surprise

What is Elmer's Surprise?


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When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

See girls, glue, vaginas, surprise, fire


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